To a VIZSLA the shortest distance between points A and B is through points C, D, E, and F.

If you can get a VIZSLA to go directly between points A and B he will somehow manage to "counter surf" along the way ...

A POINTER has never heard of points A or B ...

If a VIZSLA really WANTS something ... he knows if he whines long enough or loud enough sooner or later you will give in and give it to him ...

VIZSLAS think for themselves ... POINTERS learn by immitation ...

VIZSLAS come when called ... POINTERS are positive you didn't mean them ...

No matter how many times you slap their little noses a VIZSLA just has to sniff your lips ...

POINTER BOYS can't think themselves out of a paper bag ...

POINTER GIRLS were the ones who probably conned POINTER BOYS into the paper bag in the first place ...

The VIZSLA however is the one who came up with the suggestion ...

VIZSLAS bounce ... POINTERS trot ...

A VIZSLA can negotiate a linoleum floor without slipping.

Even after 6 years and thousands of crossings a POINTER will slip on the SAME linoleum floor.

On a lead at a dog show in pouring down rain at 11:00 at night AND you have 8:00 ring-times the next day ... A VIZSLA will potty ... A POINTER won't ...

POINTERS will housebreak themselves ... VIZSLAS are too BUSY to even THINK about housebreaking ...

A VIZSLA won't take NO for an answer ... they will always respond with an "Are You Sure? ... Are You Really Really REALLY Sure?" ...

Two VIZSLAS schemeing together - become the two raptors from Jurassic Park

OR ... the two river otters from Walt Disney

Two out of every three VIZSLAS can open gates ... One out of every twelve POINTERS can open gates ...

POINTERS don't think they need people ... VIZSLAS know they do ... (Of course Vizslas know they need people, who else is going to hold the covers up so they can get into bed??????)

VIZSLAS love water ... POINTERS hate water ...

POINTERS are arrogant and proud ... VIZSLAS are non-discript little brown dogs ...

POINTERS are arrogant and proud ... VIZSLAS are clowns ...

VIZSLAS will work to please you ... POINTERS will work if it benefits them ...

POINTERS are stoic Englishmen ... VIZSLAS are crazy Hungarians ...

VIZSLAS want to be with you ... POINTERS let you think they do ...