When Dog Meets God

Alan P. Scott - Verses

for Rudy Rucker
the emphasized couplet is his

When Dog meets God
He'll bark, like he always does

When Dog meets God
He'll pant with glee, and leap at the door

When Dog meets God
He'll lick his face, as ever

When Dog meets God
He'll scratch the spot that always itches

When Dog meets God
He'll check for fleas and ticks

When Dog meets God
He'll piss to mark the spot

When Dog meets God
He'll hump his horny leg.

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