My cubicle has the best feng shui in the office. Everybody says so. The monitor is angled just right to repel demons, and little strips of black tape tell me where my pens and pencils go for optimum efficiency.
The only problem is, it's not working. I have been passed up for promotion three times, each time beaten by a cheerful slob with a messy desk. It's not fair.
Master Yap is willing to provide one more consultation. I know now what I must do.
No more desk. No more chair. I sit on the mat and wait for promotion.
You can also see - and hear - Feng Shui via former t.b'er Laurence Simon's 100 Word Stories Podcast.
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Last updated March 15, 2008.