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Roy. Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy. After seven years I have run out ways to mock your inept officiating.
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What's worse than Roy officiating a game? Roy and Bryan Enterline. This duo is a depressing sight before a game.
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We couldn't turn the lights off due to "technical difficulties".
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Oh yeah, Nikki plays for Washington now.
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Looks like a promising drive...
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...oops, don't forget the ball.
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Uh oh! Sue took a shot to the schnoz! She needs that thing.
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No blood -- good sign. My nose would have splattered like a ripe tomato.
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Of course that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
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Hey Roy! Remember last season when you nearly elbowed Sue in her face after she'd taken her mask off? I'm sure you have. I'll never forget it.
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I like how Roy's hand has almost become frozen in a fist from all the random calls he makes.
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Sue plays it smart and doesn't even bother talking to Roy or Bryan.
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Whoops, our defense has bunched up on one side of the court...
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...that leaves Tamara James pretty wide open on the other side...
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...but amazingly our defense recovers very quickly.
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Is rolling your hips around like this while keeping your feet stationary a legal block?
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It sure is effective.
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Looks like a block coming...
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...wham.
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Charging! Oh wait, I forgot about Roy and Bryan.
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Teillane's number is supposed to be 43. Must be some sort of deception.
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Our post defense was really good tonight!
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Block by ARob!
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Oh, must have been a foul tonight.
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Look out! Sanford's head band has become airborne!
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Richie has adopted Diana Taurasi's "the backcourt is my bench" philosophy.
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You know, if you need more ice for your cheek, Zane, there's more where that came from.
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Barbara looks like she's dodging bullets in the Matrix.
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Sue is trying to knock the ball loose with her butt since she discovered that was legal during the Detroit game.
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No surprise, our officials head into halftime under a rain of boos and jeers.
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How will LJ break this double team?
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Oh, Sanford will kindly flop for her...
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...leaving a nice wide path to the basket.
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Remember when you guys were going to start calling this contact? Remember? Two seasons ago? Oh forget it.
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Does LJ look like she's in pain?
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I can hardly watch LJ move any more.
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Looks like a jumpball...
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...hello? Call that jumpball any time now.
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Sue sees a clear path to the basket...
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...but slips!
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Foul!
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I guess that was supposed to be an intentional foul.
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I was sure Beard was going to really plow us over.
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