- The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
- THANK YOU FOR NOT BREEDING.
- The Universal PANACEA
- N.D. Sickels, the PANACEIST, presents the PANACEA in the nick of time, circa 1919, via one of the most impenetrable tomes ever written.
- Brainbeau's 4-way Peace Plan
- A World War II jeep accident head injury transforms Lt. George Lemon to J.C. "Birdbrain" Brainbeau, who saves the world with classified ads.