Lenny's (and others') Names for Bands

Alan P. Scott - Rants

'free beer' was already taken


BIG BOOM ROAD
- an actual road in New York State
BIG OL' GOB O' SNOT
BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL
BRAIN SPAWN
- Lenny Bruce
THE BUCKETHEADS: PALACE
- not the same as the real band "Buckethead," although probably too close for comfort
CARCINOMA CULTURE
The CASHTONES
- first album: JINGLE
CHOIR ZERO
- from email, taken out of context 9/15/2004
CONSTRUCTED SENTIMENTS
CONVOCATION OF MALCONTENTS
- 12/21/1999
CROWDPLEASER
CYNICAL BIPEDS
Don't even think of using this one - it's all mine!
DIXIE PRICKS
- Mike Maynard, 10/6/2000.
DRAINING THE JUJU (album title)
- 5/3/2000
DRUNKEN UNCLE
- 1/13/2000
FLESH PHANTOMS
FLUNKMONKEY
- 9/28/2004
GOD'S SEQUEL
- Digable Planets.
Update Jan. 26, 2003 - this one's now taken by a band in Perth, Scotland... here's hoping they get famous!
GUN BARREL CITY
- a town in Texas
HEADLESS BARBIES
- oops, this one really exists - at least it appears on a list of "Head Bands"
HERPES HANCOCK
- 9/22/2001
JOYFUL NOISE
- Christian rock, and too, too obvious; several real groups have taken this one on, independently of my having come up with it.
LEAGUE OF HUMAN DRUMMERS
LURID PURPLE ECLAIR
- the Coffee Crew at Handy Andy's, 9/7/2000.
MAKE MINE KALASHNIKOV
- possibly-misheard Shriekback lyric, 3/3/2004.
MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE AND RINGO
METH DETH
MILLYUN CIVILLYUNS
MORBID FASCINATION
- Tony LaSoya
MURKY DEPTHS
NAKED MOLE RATS
NEUTRON WRANGLERS
- misheard while listening to a Guided By Voices video, 5/13/2005.
OPEN DOOR POLICY
PASSIONATE FAILURES
- Lucius Shepard
PRODIGAL SUNDAYS
- 12/11/2000
RENDEZJAVU
- 3/12/2004. Put "rendezvous" and "deja vu" together, it's Ron de Javu! Alternate spellings abound...
RUSTY SPUTUM
SECRET SOUND SYSTEM
SHITFACED: GET SHITFACED
THE SIBILANTS
SKULLBREW
- 11/27/2000. Umlaut optional. I was actually amazed that this one wasn't already taken... it seems so obvious.
Update February 24, 2003 - Austin Kannapel of Carthage, Tennessee has called dibs on this one!
SLUM SPARROWS
- Richard Brautigan
SOUL TO BE SOLD
- Susan Brunsdon
SPENDTHRIFT DAYS
THRILL HAMMER
- Lenny Bruce
VELCRO BED SYNDROME
- "Abbie Rhodes," a dj at WRVU in Nashville, TN
VICIOUS CIRCLE
WEEKEND IN NIRVANA
WICKED WISH
- Update March 12, 2004 - Patsy Carrington says that Josh Hines and Joe Clough from Culleoka, Tennessee are using this one.
WHATEVER: YOU SAY, WE SAY
YOU WERE BORN
ZEN VENDETTA
- 4/18/2003. Evocative and ahh, the assonance!

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